From the recording Spray Tan Apocalypse (the EP)
See You in the Funny Papers (Ian Roure)
Saw you in the early days in your gaudy glory
A clownish cad about the town
Bullshit rich and horny
Saw you rising up in the headlines
Your churlish ways attracting the spotlight
Agenda angrier and mean
Demeanor scarier to see
You thought the world would simply bend and bow...
But I see you in the Funny Papers now...
See you in the Funny Papers
See you in the Funny Papers
See you in the Funny Papers
See you in the Funny Papers now!